Raw beef

So last night I decided that I really I needed some protein, so my friend and I went out to a cafe for some dinner. After walking around for an hour trying desperately to find a restaurant where we could find something, we settled on some random place. We were about to sit down in the cocktail area when i realized that it would be better to sit in the more restaurant-y part of the place. BUT the waiter came out and sat us right down in the cocktail part with the small little tables and where no one was eating except us because its where you drink before you eat. None of the restaurants actually open until 7:15 so people just sit around and drink until 8 something when they decide oh hey its dinner time. I just always thought that people just did not eat until late, but then i realized last night that you CANT eat until late because nothing is open until late. And it was Sunday which cuts your choices by 2/3 because nothing is open on sunday. Cant even go to the supermarche. ANYWAY so then we order, and my friend is adventurous and orders something that he doesn't know what it is and I just order salmon because it sounded delicious. They bring out ketchup, mayonnaise, worchestershire (sp?) sauce, balsamic vinegar, olive oil, and tabasco sauce. We already have two glasses of water, a big glass bottle of water, a coke bottle, and a glass for my friends's coke on this small little table. It was ridiculous. THEN we wait forever and get our food. My friend looks down. Its a patty of RAW ground beef with a RAW egg on top of it. And some pickled chickpeas. I died laughing. And he ate the whole thing. I knew he was going to so I took a bite for him just so he didn't completely die. It was the funniest and most disgusting meal I have ever been through. Everyone was staring because I could not stop laughing at how gross it was. My meal was delicious. All the sauces ended up on that hunk of raw beef just trying to make it less disgusting. hahaha. It was the funniest thing. I wish I could explain it. It was freezing outside, and my friend was waiting for the meal to warm them up and then they bring out a COLD hunk of meat. Fire had NEVER touched this beef. haha. Then we get out of there, go to mcdonalds to get ice cream and coffee, and they were OUT of coffee. My friend had to go to the bathroom the ENTIRE meal so then we go to mcdonalds to use the bathroom and the bathroom was being used forever so they couldnt go. Then we almost get hit by 2 cars coming back. We decided to never leave the house again.